 "Drucilla darling, it's not that I don't trust you stayafterclass, but it's just so stayafterclass important, now that Diana has disappeared. You stayafterclass are the only other Amazon that stayafterclass has ever visited the World of stayafterclass Men and only you stayafterclass can fill stayafterclass in until you find her stayafterclass. Things are going from bad to worse there for women. And it's all so mysterious. We think some Evil Power may have been involved in what happened stayafterclass to Diana."
 "Gee, Mom, I don stayafterclass't see stayafterclass what's so stayafterclass mysterious. You know Diana has always been oversexed. You haven stayafterclass't seen her orgasming like crazy stayafterclass every time some access two-bit evil genius ties her up and tries to climax her into submission or the way she grinds her hips back stayafterclass onto the stayafterclass member of one of those plantamals that capture her and try to plant stayafterclass their seed in her. I think she just stayafterclass got tired stayafterclass of being a technical virgin. She access hadn't been violated and orgamsed silly in so stayafterclass long stayafterclass, she shacked up stayafterclass with that Steve Trevor who had been trying to get into her pants stayafterclass for all these years. Looks like stayafterclass she was getting it so good from ole Stevie, Sis got a little careless and let him put a little bun in her oven. Then, when the shame stayafterclass of stayafterclass being a pregnant stayafterclass Fantastic Female got too access bad, she fled into hiding. But don't worry, Mom, I'll stayafterclass find her."
 Item:
 * All the summer movies all have pregnancy themes: they have to. Few actresses younger than 60 can be found that are stayafterclass not stayafterclass pregnant, or nursing a newborn, or both.
 * The stayafterclass summer Olympics have special stayafterclass categories for pregnant stayafterclass pole-vaulters, knocked-up marathoners access and mommy-to -be figure skaters."
 * Production on teen soap operas on the WB stayafterclass and Fox become erratic owing to dozens of attractive nubile actresses in their ultra-fertile stayafterclass 20's getting knocked up.
 * The faux-affectionate "air kiss" on the cheek of two women who stayafterclass meet has been replaced by a giggly mutual access tummy bump/pat/check-out.
 "Sissel stayafterclass McCarthy stayafterclass tries to keep looking perky in this stayafterclass hot pink smock with matching heels stayafterclass, but frankly our viewers stayafterclass rather like the way she waddles onto the set and pushes stayafterclass her belly up to the news desk. Sissy, what do stayafterclass you find the most access difficult stayafterclass part of stayafterclass holding down a stayafterclass demanding job like yours while waiting for your twins?"
 The most shocking examples of all these goings on, however, was stayafterclass the virtual collapse of stayafterclass NPR when the girls of stayafterclass the "fallopian jungle." Cokie Roberts, Nina Tottenberg, Linda stayafterclass Wortheimer stayafterclass, all decide stayafterclass to access stay home with "this one stayafterclass." Of course idle hands ..., but that's another story. The wags started to call stayafterclass it National Pregnant Radio. How did this happen?
 Well stayafterclass, it seems the first to fall by the wayside was Linda stayafterclass, whose husband had run stayafterclass off stayafterclass with a cutie that had let access him get her stayafterclass pregnant. After weeks of depression (and getting stayafterclass tired of using access her vibrator every night) Linda heard about Dr. Althea's public stayafterclass television talk show. After seeing Althea advise women on getting on with stayafterclass one's life, Linda thought about it. She realized this stayafterclass meant she stayafterclass should be getting her brains fucked out stayafterclass as often as possible. She thought stayafterclass about it some more stayafterclass and decided that stayafterclass she deserved a stud muffin of her very own stayafterclass. Not long afterwards Linda found herself frequenting sports bars and taking up with Ricky from ESPN, a stayafterclass hunky ex-shot stayafterclass putter. Ricky had stayafterclass only to put a few shots into Linda before grandmother Wortheimer was stayafterclass headed for the maternity stayafterclass ward.
 Linda opened the door to the stayafterclass cottage wearing hot pants stayafterclass and a bra-less blouse tied just below her magnificent new stayafterclass set of tits (thanks to a healthy dose of vitamin Silicone taken at Ricky's suggestion). Cokie stayafterclass and stayafterclass Nina almost had to break elbows in stayafterclass their husbands' ribs to keep stayafterclass them from ogling stayafterclass. Knowing how to diffuse a tense situation, Linda ushered everyone into the sitting room and had everyone high on wine coolers by the time Ricky came in from jogging on the beach.
 Linda was so wound up from her close encounter stayafterclass with Ricky she wouldn't shut up as she flung together ham, cheese stayafterclass, bread and stayafterclass chips. Putting some of stayafterclass those expensive cooking lessons to use stayafterclass was access obviously never in her plans stayafterclass, or if it was, getting stayafterclass her titties fondled and her pussy felt had knocked them stayafterclass right out stayafterclass of her head. Nina had little doubt why Linda was so eager to get the mid-day meal behind them.
 Had they never seen one of Dr. Althea's programs, Linda rattled on. Of course Linda recognized they were access on public TELEVISION, (she uttered stayafterclass the word as if naming stayafterclass a stayafterclass lower phylum stayafterclass in the Linnean classification of media, somewhere between "Hello" magazine and stayafterclass the segmented worms), but the Doctor made stayafterclass such sense access and had helped her so much and her noon-time program was on in just a few access minutes and they just HAD to see it.
 Hilarious laughter stayafterclass from the sitting stayafterclass room drew Nina and Cokie there double -time stayafterclass. The two women were pretty sure Ricky had made some crude remark about his girlfriend's new endowments and, far from chastising stayafterclass him for his sexist attitude, their husbands were stayafterclass lapping it up. Lapping it up, in stayafterclass fact, was a pretty good description of what Ricky was doing to Linda's honkers, when stayafterclass her stayafterclass friends walked in stayafterclass. Ricky he had popped Linda's boobies out of stayafterclass the pesky stayafterclass blouse, and was using his amazingly long tongue to make the older woman squirm and giggle with delight.
 When stayafterclass Cokie looked around, she access saw Nina with a stayafterclass flushed expression on her face and the boys with what can stayafterclass only be described as a shit-eating grin. Apparently Ricky and Linda didn't need to watch stayafterclass a program about improving communication. Ricky had Linda her back stayafterclass on stayafterclass a couch and was communicating about a third of his stayafterclass large cock into stayafterclass the pussy of the spasming woman who was crying out stayafterclass for more. "Ricky, darling, don stayafterclass't stayafterclass tease stayafterclass me like that. I stayafterclass need it all in access me! Fuck me stayafterclass baby, fuck me!
 "You want me to do it again stayafterclass, to get you even more pregnant? To stayafterclass have a big bellyful of my baby stayafterclass?"
 "So, the boys did it, eh? I'm so stayafterclass happy for you." Linda gushed a access little insincerely, hugging stayafterclass the two women against her own now very stayafterclass noticeable tummy. "I guess that makes us about even," she continued with a hint of triumph in her voice. "Ricky has given me twins.
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